27th January 1917
Emergency Rations.
The Rev. MacPherson: "Whusky, Mr. MacTavish! Whusky!
And yersel' convairted the Sawbeth last!"
Mr. MacTavish: "Aye, whusky, Mr. MacPhairson. Convairted or
nae, I'm nae fule enough tae risk a relapse and niver a drap in the
hoose!"