The Hat Trick.
The Proprietor of the Run-Away:
Keep cool! Keep cool! Don't yell; it only makes 'im wild.
The Policeman: 'Tain't me; it's yer bloomin' Talkin' Elephant as
is doin' all the yellin'!
The Proprietor of the Run-Away: (giving
the show away): Garn! That's the missus: she's
under 'is blinkin' 'at.